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It's Trashed Tuesday and here's your humor for today.
LAME JOKE OF THE WEEK

A State Trooper clocks a car going 22 mph in a 65.

He pulls them over and finds the driver and three friends, all sweet, blue-haired old ladies.

“What seems to be the problem officer?” asks the driver of the car, “I know I wasn’t speeding. I was going exactly the speed limit.” Her passengers say nothing.

“I clocked you at more than 40 miles below the limit, and you should know that can be just as dangerous as speeding." Her passengers continue to sit there quietly.

"Slower? Impossible!" she replied. “I was doing 22 exactly, like the sign said. My speedometer is very reliable.”

The officer tries not to laugh. “Ma’am, we’re on Route 22, and the speed limit here is 65. I’ll let you off with a warning this time.” Then he turns to the passengers. “Are the rest of you doing alright? You all look pale, and you haven’t spoken since I came over.”

The woman in the front seat finally replies, “We just got off of Route 128.” ... See MoreSee Less

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Happy St. Patrick's Day! We have our annual St. Patrick's Day Fixin's today starting at 2 p.m. ... See MoreSee Less

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